oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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