She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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