What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
