You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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