my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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