Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Randomize
