using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
