How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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