You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Houston, we have a blender
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.