3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.