I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
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I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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