Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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