of course. lets lasso hookers.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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