i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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