carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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