Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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