like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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