what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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