happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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