Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
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So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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