Small penises have feelings too.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
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He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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