So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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