Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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