the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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