If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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