yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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