I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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