So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
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Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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