I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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