Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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