Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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