try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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