I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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