just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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