it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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