Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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