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I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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