We're facebook friends in real life
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
We talked him into tasing himself.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
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