to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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