I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize