In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
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The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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