Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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