so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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