another moral hangover. fuck.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
