God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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