Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
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Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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