It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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