i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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You're a waste of cheezeits
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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