in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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