I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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