You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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