I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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