I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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