East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
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I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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