the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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