You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
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I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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