I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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